WHY BOTH LEGS STRUGGLE TO MOVE FORWARD
Pa Waist and Ma Buttocks were happily married. They catnapped and two year later, gave birth to twin; all boys, who were later named Right Leg and Left Leg. This increased the nuclear family from two ( Mr./Mrs Waist.) to four (Pa Waist, Ma Buttocks, Right Leg and Left Leg).
27 years later, Mr. Right Leg and a year after Mr. Left Leg equally got married. Both of them were blessed with five children with different shapes and sizes all of which were called toes. They all live under the same roof with their parents and grand parents.
Pa waist and Ma Buttocks fruitlessly catnapped again on a daily bases until they were 80 and 90 respectively a few years later, Pa Waist died leaving behind Right Leg and Left Leg. Quarreling then arose between these two brothers, with each struggling to move forward as to succeed their father. This struggle which started Millions of years ago is still going on today, with Ma Buttocks still indifferent.